Unless you’ve traveled from Brooklyn to Jupiter and back at .9 times the speed of light over the course of five years, you may be a bit disoriented because 11.47 years would’ve passed here on earth. Not only are all your friends now “so over New York and living in Venice Beach,” you’ve missed how exponentially awesomer Greenpoint has gotten since you left. Now that you’re back, here’s your chance to touch the monolith.
For your “twistening” pleasure:
Dave Bowman: My God, it’s full of stars!
- Er, vinyl siding. Slightly obscured by the shrub is the “DENTIST” awning signifying the former tenant and your wide-open potential for an amateur crack at a new cottage venture.
Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
- Don’t listen to HAL. Come right in and slide on your socks all the way…
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